While I’m no math wizard, I recommend eating two single waffles instead of of a single serving (2 waffles). I feel thinner already.
You gained cool points by riding a motorcycle, but alas you have lost them all by your choice of attire.
Sandals and Socks.. Nope.. Perhaps they’ll invent socks with pictures of feet on top then you may be able to pull it off.
Are they really saying that if you want colder water put ice in your glass first? Really? is it necessary to put that in the instruction manual?
Every day we stumble upon some pretty effed up stuff. This is a place where we can vent our frustrations with humanity in all forms. Please feel free to submit your own misgivings about your fellow bipeds.